February 2012
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“If you visualise a rabbit riding a dragon, it will increase its chances of...”
– Senor Chang
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Turn it into a snake
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“You know what’s going to be painful? When my mother remarries your father and...”
– Dahlia
So this one guy is complaining about girls who bitch about how all guys are the same.
Sure these girls might be going for the same type of guys, but don’t have a cry on Facebook about it to reel in the ‘likes’ when you’re an asshole who fucks around with girls’ feelings yourself. Take a look at yourself; you are no nice guy.
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March Fif-Dean-th!
rig0r-m0rtis:
“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green
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person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
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“Yeah but nah”
– Australians
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome...
Carl Barron: I reckon the Australian language is a nationally smart-ass language. You ask someone how they are in Australia, they don't tell you how they are, they tell you how they're not, and you gotta guess the rest.
G'day mate how are ya goin'? Not bad.
What have you been up to? Not much
How much was that? Oh wasn't cheap
Where is this place? Oh it's not far
When are we going? Not long now
sometimes i look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and i wonder if people do the same to me
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Just when I thought I could tolerate you.
You turn around and annoy the fuck out of me all over again.
If I had a dollar for every time a guy complained...
Sure, there are many girls who complain about jerks and wonder where all the good guys are. What these guys are saying is understandable to an extent, but it goes both ways. Girls can be ‘friend zoned’ by guys too, as some guys seek skinnier, prettier girls in their tight clothes and shallow personalities.
So yes, it annoys me when certain girls have a cry about there being no good...
I suck at expressing myself verbally
When it comes to talking to people and making conversation, I’m so dry and awkward. I wish I could speak as eloquently as I could write, but I feel like every time I try to say something, word garbage comes out and my tongue gets twisted. I feel so inferior when I talk. It’s much easier for me to type or write things out. I wish I was good at talking.
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Chilling in my brother's room while he does his...
Me: Hey, do you mind if I sing?
Brother: No.
Me: There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor...
Strike out everything you’ve done.
Had Beer.
Smoked an entire cigarette
Smoked a cigar
Done drugs.
Write on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Had sex.
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga.
Been in a car accident.
Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog
Had a cat.
Been pregnant.
Camped out.
Swam in the...
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Just tried my dad's trick against telemarketers.
Pick up the phone, but don’t answer it. There will be silence before the person on the end of the line says ‘hello’ and introduce themselves. If it’s someone you know, then good, just talk. If it’s a telemarketer, you have two options:
a) Hang up (but I hate this option it seems a bit rude despite the circumstances)
b) Stay absolutely silent. They will say...