"You know what’s going to be painful? When my mother remarries your father and I’m your new sister and Dad likes me best. And then we send you away to an all girls boarding school where you find true love, and on Visiting Day I come up and steal your new girlfriend. The following spring we marry in a civil ceremony which you are forced to cater, and everyone hates your catering, and you get a bad review on Yelp, which pretty much sinks your organic lesbian catering venture." — Dahlia

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Dannica. 18. Melbourne AU.

A mixture of the odd personal post and a good dose of Community, Arrested Development, The Hunger Games, New Girl, Happy Endings, Pretty Little Liars, The Vampire Diaries, The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Skins, Flight of the Conchords, Daria and random things that amuse me.

"There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state to another, nothing more. He who has felt the deepest grief is best able to experience supreme happiness. We must have felt what it is to die, that we may appreciate the enjoyments of life." - Alexandre Dumas